Ok let me tell you what happen, I am sure a few of you would like
to hear this story, and before you ask, NO it was not me !
Ok we get to the restaurant and have about a 45 minute cocktail party
before dinner, and that means an open bar, well this one girl, she came
with her boyfriend who is pretty new at the company, started drinking.. and
for 45 minutes did not stop, starting to get a picture.
OK I should tell you she is a sexy looking girl, she was wearing the little
slinky dress with no bra, and she had a nice rack that you could see the
outline of, now I LOVED the dress if I was going clubbing but not to
a friends company party, heck I am suppose to be an asset to him
not a ass at the party : ) Well the more she had to drink the louder she
got, and she is the type of girl that as she drinks she gets horny : )

Now I am sitting about 4 people away from her and her date but
I can hear everything, well it comes time to order food and she
gets the surf and turf, yep, lobster ! Well when she gets her food
she starts to eat the lobster and she tells her date, "you know when
you order lobster you have to give the guy who pays a blowjob" I heard this
everybody who was around us heard this, her date almost freaked out.